come get your girl she’s standing at the pool table and saying “dink” every time the balls touch
Hey, spell icup. Heh. You just got owned fricken idiot.
I didn’t say it.
i’m obsessed with shows like supernatural, teen wolf, etc. where a person gets attacked and the doctor in the ER is immediately like “it looks like they were attacked by a wolf” like it makes me FEEL INSANE
HOW many wolf attacks is the average US ER doctor seeing to make this instant assessment
as a wildlife biologist I wouldn’t assume a wolf attack unless the victim was found while being Actively attacked by wolves
It’s a different thing in the USA we actually have wild animals.
I’m American. I got my degree in West Virginia. There have been 2 (MAYBE 3, it’s a little unclear) verifiable fatal wolf attacks in All of North America since at least as far back as 1900. I promise no doctor is assuming wolves when a patient gets rolled in. That said, this post is just a joke
So, in this case, what a doctor will assume?
Asking for a writer.
I’m not a doctor, but from the wildlife perspective, I’d assume dogs first if the person were in-town. MAYBE a bear, depending on where you are. Grizzly country and black bear country are different. If you need a character to get attacked by a wild animal, just start by googling historic cases of animal attacks in the setting.
ALSO, I know it’s fiction, but I hope writers start thinking more about our responsibility when we portray wildlife. Fiction has done a lot of damage to predator species for centuries, so it’d be nice to start portraying them more realistically.
I’ve only ever been attacked by an animal in the wild once. I was in a the woods of a state park.
It was a feral domestic cat, orange tabby.
*person attacked by a werewolf is wheeled into the ER* “it looks like they were attacked by a… very big raccon?”
*vampire victim wheeled in*
doctor: how big did witnesses say the possum was
if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl
somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.
#yeah maybe i’m a marketing lab rat but at least my dash is in fucking chronological order
this ad appeared right after i read this post.
so yeah, they’re testing something, but in true lab rat fashion we have no fucking clue what
Yknow I didn’t have “cw disowns supernatural and deletes all traces of it from its app and youtube account” on my post spn bingo but I can’t say I’m surprised
what
everything about this post… op’s username, and the super specific scenario that may or may not be true
Well I mean when I search up “cw supernatural” on youtube and scroll for 5 minutes the closest results are the supernatural anime videos on the cw seed channel and the cw thing is easy to check 👀
SPN ANIME VIDEOS ON CW S E E D CHANNEL??????
Oh my god was this post the way you learned about the spn anime??? I am so sorry for your loss
The…Supernatural…anime???
My condolences
I have seen more about Supernatural in the last two months than I have in the last seven years.
my grandparents wifi password is spinach77
Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!
hes from an alternate timeline
the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory
I want to explore old abandoned homes with creaky floors and broken windows with you.
u all gonna die