powerburial:

surprisebitch:

powerburial:

signedsincerelymegan:

powerburial:

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

6p means 6 pence. that shit wont work in the UK

yeah but this is like for real people

tiredproblemchild:

edweeirdo:

queenrinacat:

brainstatic:

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

Some of these are fucking wild.

I deadass forgot some of these existed

skzloona:

toadstoolpal:

erinthebrave:

nintenerd64:

shutyourmoustache:

La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.

this is what every social interaction feels like when you’re neurodivergent

I looked up the menu for the restaurant this is based on and i wanted to die.

i actually know abt cafe gratitude, u have to order by SAYING “i am [menu item]” it’s fucking insane

googling this to laugh at the website and finding out that one of the 5 locations of this restaurant is 10 minutes away from where i live is the most horrific feeling i’ve ever experienced.

cv-dazzle-deactivated20210726:

cosmokitt:

Covid mood board

radroller:

unclefather:

unclefather:

me: okay, now what does the word “duck” start with?

my daughter with full confidence: 

me: 

exodushero:

thewriterofawesomeness:

langsty-mc-langstface:

Is president shoe laces a thing?

I saw a girl in Starbucks today with rainbow laces so I told her and she said she got them from the president and I’m so confused

Originally posted by led411

The ancient words.

Have.

Been.

Spoken!

mysharona1987:

gardevoir:

roboco-san:

roboco-san:

my best feature is that I’m blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

true-bean:

regicide1997:

thetimegoesby-by:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

Originally posted by infinitefern

*them!